What We Won't Serve (To Other People)

Our Committee of Dilemmas is committed to serving only the finest, most discerning palates.

• Anything that's been sitting in the fridge for more than 3 days
• Canned goods, unless they're artisanal
• Food with a 'may contain' label, we have standards
• Anything that's been sitting on the counter for more than 2 hours
• Leftovers from the 4th of July BBQ (seriously, that was 6 months ago)

Why bother with the common, the mundane, the plebeian?

We have standards, and they're not just about food.

Other things we won't serve:

• People who ask for ketchup with their escargot
• Those who don't know what 'au jus' means
• Individuals who use the phrase 'gourmet-ifying'
• Anyone who says 'I'm not a foodie, but...'

For more information on what we will serve, click here.

Or, if you insist on serving yourself, see what we have on the menu.