The Great Sock Dilemma

Background and History

The Great Sock Dilemma is a long-standing problem that has plagued the world's sock drawers for centuries. It is estimated that over 90% of all socks have been lost in the void, never to be seen again. The exact cause of the Great Sock Dilemma remains unknown, but theories abound.

Causes

Some theories point to the washing machine as the primary source of the problem. Others blame the dryer for its role in separating the socks from their mates.

Theories

We've heard it all, from alien abductions to sock-eating monsters in the laundry room.

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