Committee of Dilemmas - History Page

Established 1987: A Year of Great Confusion

The Committee of Dilemmas was formed during a particularly confusing time in history, when the world was plagued by a series of inexplicable events, known as "The Great Unraveling of Reality".

Founded by a group of brilliant but befuddled individuals, the committee set out to tackle the seemingly insurmountable task of making sense of the world.

The Great Sock Dilemma

In 1992, the committee was faced with the conundrum of the great sock disappearance of '92, where millions of socks vanished in the wash, leaving their owners bereft of both mates and footwear.

The Coffee Dilemma of '95

One fateful year, the committee found itself entangled in the coffee conundrum, where the world's coffee supplies were mysteriously reduced to a trickle, leaving many to question the very fabric of reality.

A Legacy of Bafflement

Through their tireless efforts, the Committee of Dilemmas has left an indelible mark on the world, providing countless individuals with a healthy dose of confusion and bewilderment.