This committee is a collection of esteemed individuals with a combined total of 17 years of experience in doing the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do. Meet the members:
A man of many hats, this Chairman has a proven track record of making the wrong decisions with an alarming frequency. His motto? "If it's not broke, don't fix it."
Read more about the ChairmanOur Director of Disarray is known for her ability to confuse even the most simple tasks. She's been known to turn a straightforward decision into a Byzantine labyrinth. Her superpower? The power of unnecessary complexity.
About The Director Of DisarrayOur Secretary of Sloganeering has a Ph.D. in Procrastination. He can turn any task into a multi-year project with ease. His superpower? The ability to make time disappear.
About The Secretary of Sloganeering