Committee of Dilemmas Meeting 3

Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chair, and the usual suspects.

Item 1: "The Infinite Coffee Machine"

Should we really be considering investing $100,000 into a coffee machine that prints 3,000 cups of coffee per minute? Or is this just a classic case of corporate frivolity?

Read the proposal

Item 2: "The Mandatory Vacation Policy"

Should we be forcing all employees to take a minimum of 4 consecutive Fridays off every month? Will this improve productivity, or just create a massive case of "Monday-itis"?

Read the policy

Next meeting: same time, same place, same existential dread.

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