Meetings of the Committee of Constant Disagreements are the bane of our existence.

We've been stuck in this conference room for 12 hours, and we've only managed to agree on one thing: the color of the tablecloth.

It's a lovely shade of burnt orange, and it's really bringing out the best in us.

But seriously, we're a committee of highly trained professionals who can't even decide on what to eat for lunch.

Maybe it's the lack of caffeine, or maybe it's just our collective incompetence. Whatever the reason, we can't seem to get anything done.