Today, we are faced with the weighty issue of what to do with the stapler.
Chairperson: "I think we should staple it."
Member 2: "No, no, no. We must tape it."
Member 3: "Tape is so... pedestrian."
Member 4: "I say we use... glue."
Chairperson: "But have you seen the price of glue lately? It's highway robbery."
Member 2: "I'll have you know, I've seen the price of sanity lately. And it's not much better."