Meeting called to discuss the existential crisis of choosing between pineapple-topping pizza and traditional pepperoni-topping pizza. A fate of culinary proportions.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in quantum physics and pizza connoisseur, will discuss the theoretical framework of having both pineapple and pepperoni as toppings.
His theory states that the superposition principle, which applies to quantum mechanics, can be applied to pizza toppings, allowing for the coexistence of pineapple and pepperoni as separate yet connected entities. The committee will debate and vote on whether to adopt this groundbreaking approach.
The committee will discuss and vote on whether to cancel the traditional pepperoni topping in favor of the new quantum superposition approach.
Quantum Pizza Resolution | Pepperoni ProtestMeeting will adjourn once a consensus is reached, or the committee runs out of pizza slices.
Next meeting: The Committee of Dilemmas will reconvene in 3... 2... 1...