Minutes of the Committee of Dilemmas
Meeting 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Item 1: Socks were found to be secretly controlling our lives.
Item 2: It was decided that socks are not, in fact, sentient.
February 27, 2023
Next Meeting: The Mystery of the Missing Donut
Subcommittees
Sock Subcommittee
Paradox Subpanel
Note: All meetings are conducted in a state of utter confusion.