Meeting Notes
Chairman of Dilemmas, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM on January 1, 2022. Present were members John D. Dilemma, Jane S. Dilemma, and Bob S. Dilemma.
The first item on the agenda, 'Should we have pizza for dinner or not,' was debated at length. John D. Dilemma argued that pizza is the answer to all of life's problems, while Jane S. Dilemma countered that it's just a bunch of cheesy nonsense.
After 45 minutes of deliberation, the committee voted 2-1 to have pizza for dinner, with Chairman Bottomsworth breaking the tie.
Next on the agenda was 'The meaning of life.' Bob S. Dilemma presented a 500-page thesis on the subject, but it was cut short by a loud, obnoxious 'Whoopie' from the chairman, signaling the end of the meeting.
Adjourned at 5:15 PM. Next meeting scheduled for February 1st.