WHEREAS, the traditional Friday feeling of accomplishment and relief is often fleeting and unsatisfying, and
WHEREAS, the workweek's end is frequently a source of anxiety and dread, we hereby declare Tuesday as the new Friday.
We, the undersigned members of this committee, propose the following:
Resolution 1: Officially shorten the workweek to 2.5 days.
Resolution 2: Replace coffee breaks with free donuts.
And we urge all stakeholders to support this bold new initiative, because honestly, who needs the weekends anyway?
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