When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade, But First, Call The Committee of Dilemmas

We're not just a group of overpaid, overworked, and underappreciated bureaucrats. We're the ones who make the tough decisions, like which font to use for the official company font size.

So, the next time you're stuck with a problem that seems insurmountable, call on us! We'll put our heads together and come up with something that will surely make your life worse, but at least entertaining.

Hyperlinks: Committee Decisions | Committee Reports