Our March Monster of the Month features: Sockzilla: The Devourer of Toe-Warmers!
Sockzilla is a creature of the deepest, darkest recesses of your sock drawer. It's a creature of insatiable hunger for any sock, no matter how fancy, how gaudy, or how utterly ridiculous. Sockzilla has been terrorizing the good people of our great nation for years, and it's up to us to stop it.