We're the subcommittee for when the committee of dilemmas just can't seem to get anything done. We're the ones who will maybe, possibly consider your problems, and then potentially put them on the agenda, if you're lucky.
Reginald P. Bottomsworth III
Bridgette P. Bottomsworth IV
Balthazar McSnazz
We're not really sure what this is, but it looks like a plan.