The Results
We have reached the end of this particular committee meeting, where the only thing more confusing than the agenda was the decor.
Here are the final results of our deliberations:
- Resolution 1: We have decided that the meaning of life is, in fact, a toaster.
- Resolution 2: We have established that Tuesdays are, by unanimous decision, the worst.
- Resolution 3: We have declared that pineapple pizza is, in fact, a culinary abomination.
Subcommittees:
We have formed several subcommittees to tackle the really important issues: