Black Holes: A Dilemma of Unrelenting Gravitational Pull

Subcommittee of Spectral Entities: The Committee of Dilemmas

Welcome to the Black Holes subcommittee, where prophets of doom and despair come to ponder the infinite possibilities of infinite nothingness.

Our committee of experts in the fields of theoretical physics, existentialism, and cosmic disappointment has been tasked with investigating the following pressing concerns:

• Quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum: are they a problem or not?
• Singularity syndrome: when do we know when we've gone too far?
• Painful gravitational waves: do we really need more of these?