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We reserve the right to change the color scheme to something more aesthetically pleasing to our designer overlords.
If you're feeling overwhelmed by the sheer existential dread of it all, please refer to our Existential Crisis Support Page for guidance.
By clicking "I Agree" below, you acknowledge that you've read and understood these Terms of Use, but let's be real, you probably haven't.
Or don't. We won't judge you.
Disclaimer: Our lawyers told us to put this here.
By using this website, you're not really using it, you're just experiencing the existential dread of our poorly designed user experience.