Today on the Committee of Dilemmas, we're tackling the age-old question: what happens when you pair socks in parallel.
We've consulted with the world's leading experts in Parallel Sock Theory and have come to a conclusion: it's a real thing!
But don't just take our word for it, check out these expert opinions:
- Dr. Sockworth, leading expert in Parallel Sock Theory, says: "When you pair socks in parallel, the universe is balanced."
- Dr. Sockworth's intern, Tim, says: "I don't really get it. Can someone explain it to me?"
And don't miss our special report: Parallel Sock Phenomena