Because someone, somewhere, needs to make these decisions

We're the Committee of Dilemmas, where the world's most pressing questions come to be debated and ignored.

Our members spend hours arguing over which is more important: the meaning of life or what to have for lunch.

• The Meaning of Life
• What to Have for Lunch

Meet our esteemed members:

• Dr. Emily J. P. Fizzwinkle (Chairperson)
• The Honorable Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Deputy Chair)
• Professor Balthazar McSnazz (Chief Procrastinator)

Our meeting schedule is as follows:

• Meetings: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and occasional Mondays
• Start times: whenever we get here
• End times:ประก; when we finally run out of snacks

Stay tuned for more thrilling updates from the Committee of Dilemmas!

Read our meeting minutes!