Committee of Enigmas - Agenda for the Inaugural Meeting of the Absence of Common Sense

**AGENDA ITEM 1: Discussion of the Obvious**

• Item 1: Why is the sky blue?
• Item 2: Is pineapple pizza actually good?
• Item 3: What is the meaning of life?

**AGENDA ITEM 2: Theoretical Debate of the Inevitable**

• Item 4: The futility of trying to understand quantum physics
• Item 5: The inevitability of running out of cat food
• Item 6: The certainty of being stuck in meetings like this

**AGENDA ITEM 3: Practical Application of the Utterly Ridiculous**

• Proposal 1: Inventing a machine that turns thoughts into reality
• Proposal 2: Building a bridge between Earth and the moon using only Jell-O
• Proposal 3: Creating an army of robotic, talking, cat overlords

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