As the esteemed Chairperson of this illustrious committee, it's your duty to preside over the most enigmatic, the most bewildering, and the most utterly incomprehensible decisions.
Our committee members are a diverse group of individuals who have managed to achieve the impossible: a PhD in Procrastination, a Master's degree in Bureaucratic Red Tape, and a certificate in Extreme Irony.
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