Committee of Enigmas: Member of the Absence of Common Sense

Our esteemed member is a shining example of someone who still uses a rotary phone. They can't even be bothered to use a calculator.

When not busy trying to find their way around the office, this member can be found attempting to cook ramen noodles in a toaster.

Their motto: "I'd rather ask someone else for help, but they'll probably get it wrong too."

The Committee of Enigmas: Member of the Absence of Common Sense