Committee of Enigmas: The Absence of Common Sense Subcommittee

Meet the illustrious Associate Member 3, renowned for their innovative approach to doing the opposite of what makes sense.

Subcommittee Roster:

• Associate Member 1 (The Unyielding Skeptic)
• Associate Member 2 (The Unrelenting Contrarian)
• Associate Member 3 (The Unwavering Enigma)

Meetings are held on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and whenever we feel like it. Don't bother attending unless you want to be confused.

Chairperson: Chairperson of Enigmas

(Please note: These minutes are subject to change at any moment without warning or reason.)