Enigma as a Way of Life

We are the chosen ones, the keepers of the unsolved.

Our motto? "I have no idea what it means."

We are the masters of the unknown, the sultans of the unexplored.

Our sacred ritual is the art of asking, "What if...?"

And our answer is always, "I'm sure it's not what you think."

Join us, and discover the beauty of the unsolved.

Or, you know, just go to Committee of Enigma Overflow and see if we've solved anything yet.