In a shocking turn of events, a group of eggnog enthusiasts, fueled by a mixture of caffeine and sugar, decided to ride their eggnog-fueled ponies through the streets of New York City.
It started as a harmless trend, but soon the eggnog-pony riders were causing chaos, leaving a trail of spilled eggnog and confused pedestrians in their wake.
The eggnog-pony riders were a diverse group, united only by their love of creamy dairy-based beverages and their determination to make a statement.
The ride reached its zenith on a cold winter morning in 2026, when a sea of eggnog-fueled ponies galloped down 5th Avenue, leaving a trail of sparkles and confused tourists in their wake.
And so, the Great Eggnog Hype-Pony Ride of 2026 will go down in history as one of the most bizarre and unforgettable events of our time.
Read about the Eggnog-Pony Riot of 2026, a related but distinct incident