Pending Decisions

What to do with the mysterious, ancient artifacts we found in the basement?

We've got some doozies here, folks. It's time to make some tough choices.

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Decisions:

1. What to do with the sentient toaster that has been demanding equality?

Is it a right to toasty freedom? Or is it just a toaster?

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2. Whether or not to allow the cats to take over the world?

It's a real cat-astrophe, folks. We need your input.

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3. Whether or not to rename the company to 'Enigma Inc.'?

We're not sure if it's a great idea, but we're open to suggestions.

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