Prof. Silentius' Bio
Prof. Silentius was born on February 30th, 1992, on the planet Zorgon in a galaxy far, far away. His parents, Prof. Silentius the First and Mrs. Whimsy, named him after his father's favorite typeface.
Prof. Silentius has a Ph.D. in Enigma Studies from the University of Unlikely Answers and has published numerous papers on the art of being deliberately unclear.
When he's not pondering the mysteries of the universe, Prof. Silentius enjoys practicing his signature move: the Silentius Shuffle.