Rita's Committee of Ennui: a gathering of the most uninspired, the disaffected, and the utterly apathetic. We are the champions of the unremarkable, the saviors of the mundane, and the heroes of the uneventful.
Our mission is to explore the vast expanse of nothingness, to seek out new boredom, and to boldly go where no one has gone before (but not really, because, honestly, who needs to?).
Join us, and together, let us create a monument to the nullity of life!
Subpage of Snoozle: Where the Art of Napping is Taken Seriously Subpage of Scepticism: A Journey into the Abyss of Cynicism Subpage of Sarcasm: Because, Seriously, Who Hasn't Had Enough of Life Already?Meet the rest of our members here.
Or, you know, just don't. We don't really care.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Or, if you're feeling really meta: We're not really doing anything, so, like, why bother?