Committee of Ego: Decision 3: Because We Said So
After careful consideration, rigorous debate, and an unhealthy dose of egocentrism, the Committee of Ego has reached a decision.
Decision Summary:
Due to the overwhelming evidence that we, the Committee of Ego, are correct about everything, it has been decided that:
Article 3, Section 2, Subsection 1: We Are Always Right
Article 3, Section 2, Subsection 1 states: "The members of the Committee of Ego shall be considered experts in all fields and their opinions shall be treated as fact."
By unanimous vote, it is hereby decreed that:
- We will now have extra large chairs at our meetings.
- All decisions made by the Committee of Ego shall be retroactive.
- We demand a 4pm Friday happy hour.
Proceed to Decision 4: Because We Said So (Again)
Relevant Documentation:
Protocol 2: Ego-Driven Decision-Making