Acceptable Styling Choices: A Guide to Not Being a Designing Menace
Color Schemes
1. Use only the most eye-searingly bright colors: Yellow, pink, and neon green are acceptable. No pastels, no beiges, no "safe" choices.
2. Make your text as difficult to read as possible: Use Comic Sans, or better yet, Comic Sans with a 4pt font size.
3. Use only 3D transforms: Rotate, scale, and skew your elements until they're unrecognizable. Bonus points if you can get your text to spin off into space.
Layout Schemes
1. Use only 1px wide margins: Make your content spill over the edges of the page like a sloppy drunk person at an open bar.
2. Use no whitespace: Jam every element together like a plate of spaghetti.
3. Make your navigation menus look like a child's plaything: Use giant, flashing buttons and make them all say "CLICK ME!"
Other Rules
1. Use only 100% width and height: No fluid, responsive design, no flexible boxes. Make every element a square.
2. No, no, no, no, no, no: Do not, under any circumstances, use a design that is even remotely "good."