Presented by the esteemed Chair of Ethics, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Our committee has been busy making decisions about who to tell the truth and who to lie to. The numbers are in, and we're proud to report that we've managed to deceive 99.9% of the population with our expertly crafted half-truths and quarter-truths.
Our subcommittee has been working tirelessly to ensure that only 3% of our statements are actually true. We're proud of our progress, but we're not done yet.
For more information, see the minutes from our last meeting.
We've developed a new method of deception that uses advanced algorithms to create 99.99% convincing lies. It's a game-changer, folks.
For more information, see our whitepaper.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, see our evil la la land of deception techniques.