The fate of the world's sanity is in our hands. Or at least, that's what we keep telling people.
We, the Committee of Ethics, have deliberated at length and have reached a decision. And by deliberated, we mean we had a 3-hour coffee break and then voted 3-2 in a 5-person meeting.
Decision 456: YES! We are pleased to announce that the committee has decided that justification for the existence of pineapple pizza is valid, and the world will no longer be threatened by the scourge of taste bud terrorism.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Ethics, where the line between sanity and madness is constantly blurred.
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