Committee of Ethics: Who's In Charge Here?

It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, hidden behind a series of increasingly confusing bureaucratic red tape. But someone must be in charge, right?

• Read our manifesto, if you dare.
• Check out our mandate, it's a real thing.
• Peruse our rules, if you're feeling particularly masochistic.

Current Status: "We're not sure"

We're still trying to figure out who's in charge here, but we'll let you know when we do. Maybe.

Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for anything.

If you're looking for accountability, you're in the wrong place.