Warning: what you are about to see may cause irreparable damage to your sense of humor and/or sanity.
| Level 1 | Mild Reprimand | For minor infractions, such as using the wrong font in a report. |
| Level 2 | Medium Reprimand | For more serious offenses, including but not limited to: excessive use of memes, playing the office music on repeat, or wearing mismatched socks. |
| Level 3 | Severe Reprimand | For extreme transgressions, such as: eating the last donut, using the company credit card for personal expenses, or being late to a meeting. |