The Committee of Ethics: Because Who Needs Morals, Anyway?

Code of Conduct (aka "The Un-Code")

Section 1: Thou Shalt Not Be a Jerk (Unless it's Tuesday)

Article 1: Thou shalt not use the phrase "I'm just joking" as an excuse for everything.

Section 2: Thou Shalt Not Steal the Coffee Section 3: Thou Shalt Not Text and Relate (or, Thou Shalt Not be on Your Phone in Meetings) (Note: Subpage links are available, including /committees/committee-of-ethics/documents/ethics-code/Section-2 and /committees/committee-of-ethics/documents/ethics-code/Section-3)