Meeting Minutes, March 30, 2023
Attended by: Bob, Jane, and Al (via Zoom)
Objective: To discuss the ethics of eating Cheetos in the break room.
Discussion:
Bob: "I'm telling you, it's a slippery slope, folks. First, it's Cheetos, next it's Doritos, then it's the whole bag of chips, and before you know it, you're mainlining Fritos in your office cubicle."
Al (via Zoom): "Has anyone checked their blood pressure lately?"
Jane: "Actually, it's not about the Cheetos, it's about the judgment we're passing on the vending machine's snacks selection."
Resolution:
None. We just ate more Cheetos.
Next Meeting: TBD. Probably when we've all recovered from this week's Cheetos binge.