Committee of Ethics: Robert O's Regrettable Tattoos

Minutes from our latest meeting:

Item 1: Robert O's decision to get a tattoo of his ex's face on his ankle was deemed questionable.
Item 2: The committee expressed solidarity with Robert O's regret for getting the tattoo on his back, which he thought was a good idea at the time.
Item 3: It was decided that Robert O will not be allowed to attend any more committee meetings while wearing his regrettable tattoos.

Recommendation:

Robert O should consider getting a tattoo of a nice, tasteful image, like a sunset or a quote from a famous philosopher.

Counter-recommendation:

Robert O should just cover it up with a band-aid.

Other notable decisions:

Committee Chairperson, Jane Doe, decided to get a tattoo of a kitten on her hip.
Committee member, John Doe, got a tattoo of a pineapple on his forehead.

Subcommittee:

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