Committee of Ethics - Subcommittee of Plaid and Striped Logic - Minutes

Minutes of the 1st Meeting of the Subcommittee of Plaid and Striped Logic

Chairperson Robert O'Pip called the meeting to order at precisely 9:00 AM. The agenda was as follows:

1. Item 1: The Color Wheel of Morality
2. Item 2: The Plaid-and-Striped Logic Chart
3. Item 3: The Ethical Implications of Wearing Plaid with Stripes

Discussion of Item 1 was lively, with Member Jane Doe expressing her concern that "if we allow red, then blue is next!"

Chairperson O'Pip ruled Item 2 out of order, citing "a logic system is not a fashion statement."

Item 3 was tabled until next meeting, due to "inadequate research."

The meeting adjourned at 10:00 AM, with a unanimous vote to adjourn. Next meeting: same time, same place.