Meeting was called to order at 3:14 AM. Chairperson, Zorvath, banged her gavel loudly.
Item 1: The committee discussed the ethics of using sentient, self-aware toaster as a coffee maker. Motion to ban the practice failed 3-2.
Item 2: A heated debate ensued regarding the use of "The Force" to influence committee decisions. Chairperson ruled it out of order, citing "no Jedi allowed" policy.
Item 3: The committee voted to ban all meetings after 2 AM. Motion carried 5-0.
Adjourned at 4:47 AM. Next meeting scheduled for never.
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