Subcommittee of Actually What We Can Get Away With
We're a special task force dedicated to making excuses for our actions. If you're looking for a reason why the sky is falling, we're your people. Our subcommittee is responsible for:
- Reinterpreting the meaning of "ethics" to fit our needs
- Creating elaborate justifications for our questionable decisions
- Blaming the janitor for everything
- Developing new ways to use the phrase "It was an honest mistake"
Our motto: "When in doubt, just make something up."