The Great Sock Heist: A Tale of Corruption and Missing Footwear

By order of the Committee of Ethics, we present to you the greatest scandal of our time: The Great Sock Heist. It is said that a certain individual, known only as "The Sock King," has been stealing all the world's socks. The evidence is mounting, but our hands are tied. Or are they?

The Silent Scream of the Sockless: A Survivor's Account