Our members are the crème de la crème. The cream of the crop. The top 0.01%.
We're like a secret society, but not really secret. More like a slightly less secret society.
We meet in a hidden underground bunker beneath the local water tower. It's not that deep, but it's a start.
Current members include:
Want to join? Send us an email with your application, a brief bio, and a $100 application fee.
Or just send us your money. We'll consider it.