Committee of Fermions: Agenda Item 3

Monday, April 1, 2024

Item 3: "The Fermion's Frenzy: A Proposal for Mandatory Daily Napping"

The Committee of Fermions is pleased to present the third agenda item for today's meeting: "The Fermion's Frenzy: A Proposal for Mandatory Daily Napping".

• Introduction to the benefits of napping in the workplace
• Discussion of the potential risks of not napping
• Presentation of the napping schedule

Subcommittee A: Meeting of the Minds

Subcommittee B: The Snoozing Squad