Section 1: The Unwritten Rules
By joining the Committee of Foes, you agree to be an enemy.
Membership includes, but is not limited to:
- Engaging in spirited debate, preferably over a pint of bitter beer.
- Plotting the downfall of your fellow foes.
- Participating in heated discussions about the meaning of life, or, you know, just arguing with your mom.
Section 2: The Written Rules
- Avoid being a friend, it's just so... so... boring.
- Never, ever, ever be seen wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, unless you're being ironic.
- Attend at least 3 meetings per quarter, or face the wrath of the Foe-Master.
By signing up, you're agreeing to these terms, which we'll probably change at the next meeting anyway. Don't @ us.
Want to see our meeting minutes? Here you go.