1. All players must wear their Sunday best to every game.
2. The winner of each match will receive a participation trophy that is not really a trophy but rather a slightly-used coffee cup.
3. Foos are not allowed to talk during games. If they do, they will be subject to a 5-minute penalty for every word they say.
4. If a player's foos ball is stolen, it will be returned to them after the game, but only if they can prove it was stolen with 99% certainty.
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