Our Rules

As the premier committee of foosball leagues, we take pride in maintaining the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly unnecessary rules in the business.

Article I: All members must wear matching jumpsuits during meetings, because why not?
Article II: The chairman's desk shall be stocked with an endless supply of energy drinks and stale crackers.
Article III: Any mention of 'productivity' is strictly prohibited, lest anyone be cast into the Foosball Pit of Doom.
Subrule 3: Foosball tables shall be placed on a 45-degree angle at all times.

Don't believe us? Come for yourself. We dare you.

Our Misadventures are a must-read.

Meet the committee members, if you will.

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