Present: Bob (Chair), Alice (Vice-Chair), Charlie (Treasurer), Dave (Secretary)
Agenda Item 1: Foosball League Scheduling
Discussion: The committee discussed the importance of scheduling regular Foosball league games. Bob insisted that the schedule be posted on the fridge, but forgot to bring a magnet. Alice suggested using a shared Google doc, but it got lost in the void of the internet. Charlie proposed using a calendar app, but it kept crashing.
Resolution: The committee decided to schedule games using a combination of sticky notes, carrier pigeons, and prayer.
Agenda Item 2: Foosball League Rules
Discussion: The committee debated the importance of rule 37, section 9, subsection 2. Bob argued that it's a "no-holds-barred" rule, while Alice claimed it's a "no- spin-cycle-allowed" rule. Charlie just stared off into space.
Resolution: The committee decided to add a new subsection to the rule, section 9, subsection 4, which states that anyone who breaks rule 37, section 9, subsection 2 will be forced to watch an endless loop of Bob's Foosball fails on YouTube.
Adjournment: The meeting adjourned with a sense of relief, as Bob's Foosball skills were not discussed.