Welcome to the Sock Space Ethics Committee
As a committee of esteemed experts in the field of sock-related governance, we take pride in navigating the complexities of sock space.
Our mission is to ensure that every sock, from the humblest of tube socks to the most ostentatious of novelty socks, is treated with the respect and dignity it deserves.
We tackle the toughest questions in sock space: "What is the ideal sock-to-ankle ratio?", "How do we balance the competing interests of the Sock Gods?", and "Should we allow for sock-pairing exceptions for the purposes of sock-based art?"
We are the guardians of Sock Space, and we will not be silenced.