COMMITTEE OF IRRELEVANT DEBATES

After months of deliberation and heated debate, our committee has come to a resounding conclusion: yes, the spoon does stick out towards America.

This conclusion was reached through a series of rigorous scientific studies involving extensive use of Google image searches and anecdotal evidence from local diner patrons.

Sub-Committee members were unanimous in their findings, except for one member who insisted on using Comic Sans in their report.

Recommendations for future research: What Colors Does the Spoon Pick Up in the USA?