Should We Have a 5pm Curfew?

Agenda

• Item 1: The effects of a 5pm curfew on productivity
• Item 2: The feasibility of enforcing curfew on weekends
• Item 3: The potential impact on local businesses

Current Status

After 10 hours of debate, the committee has reached a stalemate. Some members argue that a 5pm curfew will increase productivity, while others claim it will decrease morale and lead to a rise in late-night pizza sales. The debate rages on.

Recommendations

Based on the evidence (or lack thereof), we recommend:

• Recommendation 1: A 5pm curfew should only be implemented during leap years.
• Recommendation 2: The curfew should be set at 4:30pm to account for the time zone difference between the sun setting and the coffee machine breaking down.

Decisions

We'll make a decision when we get around to it.

Or not.

Maybe we'll just adjourn for a snack break.